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It's easy to see why people fight about money. I feel blessed that Royce and I have good lines of communication on that front. We talked yesterday about finances, and there is still some hope: we should get paid for the website soon, plus Royce will be getting a check to do a website for a friend's real estate venture, plus when said real estate venture profits, Royce will be getting another check (repayment of an old loan) that will tide us over for quite some time.
We are still in limbo about what we're going to do next school year. If Royce gets a job that makes him happy, obviously we will stay. It would be ridiculous to throw away a good job in these economic times. If he doesn't and I get laid off, then we will have to leave. We will probably go to Louisiana if that's the case. Lotus send me a link to a great teaching program where they train you and pay you to get certificated in Louisiana (unfortunately the deadline for that is April 1 so I'd have to apply without knowing whether or not we are staying here, and to apply I'd have to take tests that cost $260 total and as I have mentioned we are very short on cash...but I digress). Also, the perfectly cute house a couple of doors down from Lotus is for sale. For $23K. 20-year mortgage payments, even with no money down, would only be about $160/month! It's ungodly! Also very tempting.
My mother is very negative about the whole plan. Why is it so cheap there? she asks. She thinks this is a rhetorical question, ostensibly because Louisiana is so awful that nobody wants to live there. Well, hello, nobody wants to live in Drain, Oregon, either! The truth is that she is upset that we wouldn't be living close to her. We would happily move to Drain if a) there were any jobs there for us and b) we could afford to live there. Even in Drain, houses cost more than $23K, and there is absolutely nothing to do. My sister, with a bachelor's degree, who is fluent in French and Spanish and incredibly smart, is working as a dishwasher. At least in Louisiana I would be able to teach, because they are desperate for teachers, and we could afford to live on my salary so Royce could go back to school and finish up his degree. Then he'd be able to support us, and I could "quit and raise babies", as he put it. This would be a positive thing. Why doesn' t my mother see it that way?
Actually, the whole conversation I had with my mother was negative. She told me that I should probably stop hoping that the WNET people will call me about Colonial House, because it's been a week and obviously they would have contacted everyone by now. She is probably right, but who knows? Last time they got 5000 applications, and I wouldn't be surprised if they got twice as many this time! Maybe it will take them a few weeks to sort through them. Aren't mothers supposed to be supportive of crap like this?
I love my mom. She is an incredible person. Not, however, an optimist. Also not the kind of person who disguises her misgivings, even if that means being negative about the hopes of her children. I'm not sure this is a flaw, but sometimes I wish she'd be a little more like Royce's mom, who thinks (or acts like she thinks) that every word from her children's mouths is from the mouth of God, and fully expects them to succeed in everything they do, even if it involves buying the Brooklyn Bridge. Maybe it's a Scandinavian stiff-upper-lip kind of thing, where my mother feels immodest lauding me and my goals, because I know she's proud of me on some level. Or maybe she didn't learn that kind of parenting from her alcoholic, dysfunctional family. She was and is a wonderful mother to me, and that's probably why I want her approval so badly. Just once I wish she would say: "Oh, that sounds really great! I'm excited for you!" instead of listing all the reasons it might not work out. I know the reasons, Mom. I know the good and the bad, because you taught me.
I am exhausted. I always have a problem falling asleep on Sunday nights, after a weekend of sleeping in, but this was ridiculous. At 3:30 a.m. I was still awake, which means I got a maximum of two hours of sleep. Surprisingly, I am not entirely a zombie, in part because I ate breakfast for once. I know, I know, Responsible Women Eat Breakfast. However, I don't.
Here are some lists of things I was thinking about while trying to fall asleep last night:
The Kind of House I Would Build if I Were a 17th Century Colonist
Things I Would Cook in an Iron Chef Battle if the Theme Were "Crab"
Things I Need to Remember to Buy
Reasons Why I Won't Get Picked for "Colonial House"
Reasons Why I'm Scared That I WILL Get Chosen for "Colonial House"
Reasons Why the Real Colonists Would Have One Up On Me
Reasons Why I'd Have One Up On the Colonists
Are you tired of these lists yet? Now imagine these damn things for four hours when you know you have to get up in the morning! Moral of the story: COUNT SHEEP.
To summarize:
1) My hair is too long. Last night when I was trying to get my groove on, I couldn't get my pajamas off because my hair was all tangled up in them. Hair also gets stuck in doors, armpits, my pants. Time for a haircut, or at least time to braid it at night.
2) I have been doing excessive research on Colonial life and I tried to post a long list of interesting tidbits. Instead you just get a link to an article with Colonial kitchen garden schematics and a list of plants and their uses. You can thank me later.
3) I am annoyed at how I get obsessed with one thing after another. These obsessions seem to last about a month. This month is colonial life. January was about old home buying/restoration. December was dairy goat farming and cheesemaking. October and November were about knitting (this one I have not abandoned entirely). I'm annoyed because these obsessions take up a lot of my time and often prevent me from getting things done at work, but have little or no impact on the quality of my life (knitting being the exception, which is why I think I'll continue that one)...just more money spent on books, more time spent doing internet research. I suppose it increases my body of knowledge, but not in any useful way. BLAH!
[**Finished The Piano Tuner, by Daniel Mason. I was disgusted to realize that the author graduated from college in 1998. Which means I should be writing! I have no excuse! It was a fine book, and enjoyable if you like semi-historic fiction in the style of A.S. Byatt, although Mason's writing is not quite as rich and layered as Byatt's. I will not spoil the book with a synopsis.]
By Sunday evening I was a certifiable wench. Despite the work we had done, all the mountains of dishes and clothes and boxes we had conquered, more remained, and I was not looking forward to the prospect of yet another week of 8-hour days. I confess I am always a little grumpy on Sunday nights for that reason. This, combined with the rampant insecurity I've experienced since moving in with Royce, made me convinced that he wasn't going to like me anymore now that he had seen the "real" me.
"Hillary," he said to me gently, after he'd coaxed me into our usual falling-asleep embrace. "I knew who you were when I moved in with you."
We got so much done this weekend, though. Royce worked his ass off doing laundry. Both of us had ungodly amounts of dirty clothes. Ungodly amounts remain, but he got SO MUCH done. He is the best ever. We have a great division of labor. I do dishes, he does laundry. This is a highly satisfactory arrangement for yours truly, as I hate doing laundry with the white-hot passion of a thousand burning suns. You know, one of the summers I lived in New York, I NEVER DID LAUNDRY. I washed some things in the bathtub once. But basically I went three months without doing the laundry. I know, I'm filthy. However, I think I washed 17,000 dishes this weekend with almost no complaining. You see how it works out? I love this man.